my BP is 130/90 (which isn’t good) NOT GOOD, time to REALLY lose weight, especially since my family has a history of heart problem, diabetes, and hypertension I need to stop saying “yeah i’m going to do this and that”, no i really need to DO
That Professional Tone: An Atheist Professor of... →
sdabu: aileenwithit: Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, you believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help...
DON'T COUNT YOUR MONEY
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
to destroy another Mexican? eh, maybe i’ll watch at hooters this time
Anonymous asked: id fuck yo girl
that tired feeling you get after you drive for a long distance This gloomy weather ain’t helpin either
Conversation with dad, again
Dad, “Son, I want to beat you up” Me, “Okay sure, when?” Dad, “Hm, maybe tomorrow” LMFAO
Women = Evil?
dannmadness: Women = Time x Money Given: Time = Money Women = Money ^2 Given: Money = Root of all Evil THUS: Money= √Evil Women = (√Evil)^2 THUS! Women = Evil ! Status: Women are mathematically proven EVIL LOL my Algebra 2 teacher showed me this back in high school, lmfao
Immortal Technique - Dance With the Devil
complain, even if it’s done in your head. Just do. This applies to everything unless you’re at work. You can bitch and moan about everything, fuck it.
*DEAD* UglyDance.com →
kommandant: stupid amusement
Thank You Brett Favre
for coming back
Summer 2010, you was iight
but I’m ready to get a good ass GPA in the Fall, WHUSSS GOOOOD?!!?!?!
16 hrs of work tomorrow
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bought me Madden it’s like all the things i’ve bought her rolled into one disc, and into my ps3 and heart wow that was really cheesy, LOL
knew what he was doing the whole fight, yeah Sonnen took him down nearly at ease but Silva knew that Sonnen wouldn’t knock him out, Do you think Silva would STILL be dancing around and putting his hands down if he knew he was in trouble? No, that’s why he kept doing it and thats why he got Sonnen in a Triangle/Armbar submission
30 kilometer piece of ice island detaches off of... →
re-releasing the XIII Alt’s?! Welp, good thing I already got ‘em :D
Fuck you Windows based laptops
you deleted my iTunes TWICE when I try to update it You’re lucky I’m not about to hulk smash you in half, you fucking HP laptop