The Avg. Joe who knows WTF is going on.: Archive

at 1:47am

my BP is 130/90 (which isn’t good) NOT GOOD, time to REALLY lose weight, especially since my family has a history of heart problem, diabetes, and hypertension I need to stop saying “yeah i’m going to do this and that”, no i really need to DO

Aug 28th

Aug 27th

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That Professional Tone: An Atheist Professor of... →

sdabu: aileenwithit: Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, you believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help...

Aug 27th

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DON'T COUNT YOUR MONEY

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

Aug 27th

Pacman

to destroy another Mexican? eh, maybe i’ll watch at hooters this time

Aug 27th

Anonymous asked: id fuck yo girl

Aug 26th

1 note

Aug 25th

I hate

that tired feeling you get after you drive for a long distance This gloomy weather ain’t helpin either

Aug 23rd

Conversation with dad, again

Dad, “Son, I want to beat you up” Me, “Okay sure, when?” Dad, “Hm, maybe tomorrow” LMFAO

Aug 21st

3 notes

Women = Evil?

dannmadness: Women = Time x Money Given: Time = Money Women = Money ^2 Given: Money = Root of all Evil THUS: Money= √Evil Women = (√Evil)^2 THUS! Women = Evil ! Status: Women are mathematically proven EVIL LOL my Algebra 2 teacher showed me this back in high school, lmfao

Aug 21st

Immortal Technique - Dance With the Devil

Aug 20th

Don't

complain, even if it’s done in your head. Just do. This applies to everything unless you’re at work. You can bitch and moan about everything, fuck it.

Aug 20th

*DEAD* UglyDance.com →

kommandant: stupid amusement

Aug 19th

1 note

Thank You Brett Favre

for coming back

Aug 18th

Aug 17th

Summer 2010, you was iight

but I’m ready to get a good ass GPA in the Fall, WHUSSS GOOOOD?!!?!?!

Aug 16th

16 hrs of work tomorrow

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Aug 14th

Aug 12th

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Aug 12th

My GF

bought me Madden it’s like all the things i’ve bought her rolled into one disc, and into my ps3 and heart wow that was really cheesy, LOL

Aug 11th

Aug 10th

Aug 9th

5 notes

Anderson Silva

knew what he was doing the whole fight, yeah Sonnen took him down nearly at ease but Silva knew that Sonnen wouldn’t knock him out, Do you think Silva would STILL be dancing around and putting his hands down if he knew he was in trouble? No, that’s why he kept doing it and thats why he got Sonnen in a Triangle/Armbar submission

Aug 8th

30 kilometer piece of ice island detaches off of... →

NOT GOOD

Aug 8th