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communitynbc: Heart-stopping moments at Greendale…

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:00:50 -0400

communitynbc:

Heart-stopping moments at Greendale…

kingjaffejoffer: Jim Ross x Miguel LMAO

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:58:09 -0400

kingjaffejoffer:

Jim Ross x Miguel

LMAO

cybuggin: niightwing: motionburnsthemood: Abandoned Amusement...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:28:20 -0400

cybuggin:

niightwing:

motionburnsthemood:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

This is our old Six Flags I think? It was ruined after hurricane Katrina and they never bothered to restore it so they’re either gonna sell it for scrap metal or use it for movie sets.

iaminkwellj: ganjflavoredcleats: hakunadeeztatas: I CANNOT...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:15:57 -0400

iaminkwellj:

ganjflavoredcleats:

hakunadeeztatas:

I CANNOT BREATHE!!!! Lmfaoooo

Bruh in dying over here !!!

I’m so weaaaaak

christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:15:31 -0400

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:05:38 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 14:42:02 -0400

justchillman: juanitojuan: real recognize real. Too much...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:33:05 -0400

justchillman:

juanitojuan:

real recognize real.

Too much awesomeness contained.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 18:52:53 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 18:51:48 -0400

what-is-this-i-dont-even: Warriors win

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:50:27 -0400

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Warriors win

lulz-time: tibets: the great pepperoni pizza of egypt fun fact:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:46:04 -0400

lulz-time:

tibets:

the great pepperoni pizza of egypt

fun fact: there really is a pizza hut directly behind the great pyramid

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 18:45:55 -0400

“You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:39:54 -0400

“You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn’t. That is real freedom.”

you would be gambit

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:28:23 -0400

i appreciate that. and yes, you’re goddamn right.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 00:20:20 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:58:13 -0400

Two late night thoughts from a memory I'd like to share.

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:17:27 -0400

I took Latin 1 & 2 during high school. My Latin teacher was a small, bald, white goatee’d, eyeglasses, Italian guy. He looked like a combination of Kernel Sanders and Walter “Heisenberg” White. His name is Mr. DiTrolio. Probably one of my favorite teachers in HS. I had him earlier in the school day and he would let me sleep in class and not bother me since I was doing well in his class.

One day, before he gave out a test, I said “C’mon Mr. D, I don’t know anything!” And he responded real smoothly, “It’s alright, the worst you can do is get an F.” I probably laughed and took the exam and got a decent grade. However, that response has probably been etched in my head since high school. He really meant that. Sure, I’m not where I planned to be when I was 18, but I’m still here. And that’s all that really matters. I could have done so much worse in life or not be here at all. However, a good friend of mine told me that I’m always where I’m supposed to be.

Another instance is I went to AC with a couple of my co-workers and people worked in the same ER. I was grinding out a poker session while others were partying or gambling. We met up at this spot where all the poker players take their smoke breaks at the Harrah’s. We were talking about our wins, losses, women, etc. I don’t know how it got brought up, but Jones (who was an ER tech and looked like Akon with glasses) brought up a personal anecdote. He is probably one of the greatest people I’ve met at work.

He tells us this story of how, for a span of time, would play the same numbers for the lotto every day at the same store before he hopped on the bus to get to work. One day, he was running late to get to work so he was debating hard about passing by the same store to pick up his daily lotto and pack of cigarettes. That day he decided to just hop on the bus and get to work at a reasonable time. The next day he proceeded with his routine, and when the cashier heard the same numbers, he told Jones that the numbers hit the day he didn’t play them. He also told Jones how much he would have won (which was somewhere in the 6 figures).You call it bad luck? When Jones said that, all of us responded with “WTFs!?” “THAT’S CRAZY” or “I’D BE FURIOUS!” He smoothly responded (and I’m going to paraphrase it) that if it’s meant to happen, it’ll happen. If it doesn’t happen, it wasn’t meant to be, or it isn’t time just yet.

And he’s right.

lickypickystickyme: If grandmothers around the world had a...

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:25:30 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom:

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke (herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

nbaoffseason: Noah is no longer fond of Miami as a vacation...

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:39:59 -0400

nbaoffseason:

Noah is no longer fond of Miami as a vacation spot…